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« on: August 17, 2007, 06:26:41 pm »

Post jokes and funny things that happened or something. Yep.
I'll start us off with a classic. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Hahah!
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 07:37:55 pm »

Post jokes and funny things that happened or something. Yep.
I'll start us off with a classic. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Hahah!

-_-' geeeeawd I hate that joke...but anyway...I have no basic jokes.

but I do have CLASSIC User Messages!

halonarutoparadise -  My dog ate my air freshener and every time he farts it smells like an ocean breeze.

damo566 - I was laying in bed,looking up at the sky and the stars,and I thought to myself...Where the heck
did my ceiling go?!?!

Denta - Saying hi at 2 a.m.?My god, that's more retarded than waking someone up because he forgot his
sleeping pills.

[Freshmeat]:angelina jolie's collecting kids from other countries as if they were pokemon

Compwhiz128:A fatal exception 0E has occurred at ICQ:245370126.The current ICQ user will be terminated.

blarneywrks:"That which does not kill you only makes you stronger & has committed a grave tactical error and..."

and...CHATROOM SHENANIGANS!

<threenine> Here's a stupid question....can you folks stop talking about poo when I'm about to venture out to get dessert?
<Monkeyman> lol good call
<Shaun> if your whipped yogurt reminds you of pewp, that's entirely your issue
<threenine> @Shaun:screw you...I'll get vanilla.
<Monkeyman> bird crap perhaps
<threenine> So much for the vanilla.

Good times...good times... hahaha until next time folks,I'm gettin' the bleep outta here!
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I wish I had a pet vulture...
http://www.esnips.com/doc/0a5aabb3-7015-4da2-95b9-f0ba3a45319f/Vulture
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 07:57:21 pm »

Pretty funny stuff there.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 03:13:56 pm »

where the heck did my ceiling go?? thats priceless~~~
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 03:18:36 pm »

where the heck did my ceiling go?? thats priceless~~~

Yeah, that's my favourite. Grin
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2007, 07:46:32 pm »

i got a joke, but its to bad to say, its abit racus to jews thou...
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2007, 11:10:35 pm »

Well, got another one then?
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2007, 11:18:08 pm »

sadly no...i got more but not the kind of humur ppl will find funny
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2007, 11:19:56 pm »

Hmm.. Okay. Anyone else?
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 11:54:31 am »

yes... this will take a while to type tho...

You, your brother and your best friend all fataly die in a car accident... Sad i know... but seeing as you were all good ppl in the mortal world, you have been permitted to go right on to heaven. WHOOP WHOOP... you your brother and your best friend all walk up to the shimmering pearly white gates and await admittance into heaven. what seems like an hour goes by when god steps up and greets all three of you. "You each have been spectacular examples of a good soul." god said" That being said i grant you permission into heaven. There, of coarse, is only one rule. DO NOT STEP ON THE DUCKS."  Your best friend looks puzzled and turns to god and asks "What will happen when i step on a duck?" God smiles and says quietly without a pause, "that, my child, you will find out if, and only if, you commit such a dasterdly offence". and with that god clapped his hands togeather with a deafening crash and the gates of heaven swung open granting the three into heaven. You, your brother and your best friend look around in amazement, walking around with out watching where you were walking and you hear a "QUACK!!" you all three look down quickly only to see that your best friend has standing on a lifeless duck. You all look at each other and silence falls on the land. minutes went by and the silence was broken by an ear shattering CRASH... God appeared with the ugliest woman you have seen in your life. God looked at your Best friend and told him "Ahhh not even an hour in heaven and you have broken the rules... for that you must spend the rest of eternity with this woman." another crash and your friend the woman and god dissapeared. You and your brother look at each other shocked. and with even more care, continued to walk through heaven. As the weeks passed, you and your brothers care for were they walked lessend, untill one day a "QUACK" sprung both you and your brother back into awareness. you both looked down only to see a lifeless duck lying under your brothers foot.  A deafening crack and god stood there with yet another sascuatch of a woman. "Ahhh you were doing sooo well." god said " you know the drill" and with another crack, your brother, the woman and god all dissapeared. You stood there utterly shocked for what seemed like an hour. Then with more care then ever, continued on in heaven. your care as you walked never faded. you always watched where you stepped i fear of spending eternity with a fuggly whench. Years went by and you had still not stepped on a duck when god came to you and said "congratulations my child!!! you have gone 5 years with out stepping on a duck. i have a gift for you." and with a crack you and god stood infront of the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. God looked at the woman and said. "you will spend the rest of eternity with this man." and you looked at god and asked "what have i done to be rewarded like this" and the woman looked at you and said "i stepped on a duck."
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 12:26:52 pm »

Pretty funny, but it took so long! That's like a novel, haha.
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 12:33:36 pm »

i know... long ass jokes are my specialty... the only problem is pple get bored half way through and dont care ne more...
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2007, 01:47:18 pm »

It was pretty funny indeed,but tell me...where the crap did the ducks come from!?
lol
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I wish I had a pet vulture...
http://www.esnips.com/doc/0a5aabb3-7015-4da2-95b9-f0ba3a45319f/Vulture
No no wait!I wish I had a SAMMICH!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 01:52:38 pm »

thats one of the many mysteries of heaven...
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 08:22:27 am »

heaven is well just heaven
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